"The Daily Show Remembers 9/13/2001: Remembering The Day We Forgot The Lessons Of The Day We Swore We Would Always Remember"

Witches, harpies.
Abortionists, pagans, gays, lesbians, secularists = terrorists.
Ayatollah Khomeini types?
"Americans, sustained by their faith, in the wrongness of other people's faith."


Attractive women who snub traditional Islamic clothing to instead wear fashionable clothes and apply heavy make-up, caused youths in the country to “go astray” and have affairs, Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi said.
The hard-line cleric said as a result the country, bounded by several fault lines, experienced more “calamities” such as earthquakes, the reformist Aftab-e Yazd newspaper reported him saying.
"Calamities are the result of people's deeds.
“We have no way but conform to Islam to ward off dangers."

Iran's Shiite clerics predict deadly quake as punishment from God

TEHRAN -- Iran's influential Shiite clerics have a warning: The country's sprawling capital is about to be hit by a killer earthquake. Millions will perish.

The reason for the coming apocalypse, the clerics say, is simple: Vice has spread through Tehran, and God intends to punish the sinners.
"Go on the streets and repent for your sins," Ayatollah Aziz Khoshvaqt, one of the country's highest clerics, told worshipers during a recent sermon in northern Tehran. "A holy torment is upon us. Leave town."


His hypothesis was tested, found wanting.

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